Hello Cruel World

Hello Cruel World

Sunday, May 11, 2003

SPOUSE VOUCHER

uk.geocities.com/epacris55/writing_gallery/spousevoucher/spousevoucher.html

This voucher entitles the person named, MY NAME, to lawfully wed one spouse (HIS NAME), subject to the following conditions:

This offer is not redeemable for cash.

This offer is not transferable

The offer expires 6 weeks after the date of issue of the
offer, this date being DATE INSERTED

Spouse comes with a lifetime warranty (its life, not yours)
and is subject to exclusions for wear and tear, non-working
or partially working or mostly working parts and fertility
which may be questionable

Spouse can be acquired on approval for a period of upto 12
months during which time it can be returned provided it is
in the same or better condition than it was at time of issue -
return of soiled goods is subject to negotiation

Current asset backing of said spouse is good but income
potential remains uncertain - however with adequate
feeding, affection and maintenance reasonable yields
should be achievable

This model spouse only comes with a serial partnership
adapter - upgrading to a parallel model isn't possible
without major firmware modifications

This model spouse also has limited operational ability in
dance and jogging modes.

[permalink][comment] - posted by Mez @ 5/11/2003 05:03:00 pm

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