Hello Cruel World
Sunday, May 11, 2003


  • This voucher entitles the person named, MY NAME, to lawfully wed one spouse (HIS NAME), subject to the following conditions:

  • This offer is not redeemable for cash.

  • This offer is not transferable

  • The offer expires 6 weeks after the date of issue of the
    offer, this date being DATE INSERTED

  • Spouse comes with a lifetime warranty (its life, not yours)
    and is subject to exclusions for wear and tear, non-working
    or partially working or mostly working parts and fertility
    which may be questionable

  • Spouse can be acquired on approval for a period of upto 12
    months during which time it can be returned provided it is
    in the same or better condition than it was at time of issue -
    return of soiled goods is subject to negotiation

  • Current asset backing of said spouse is good but income
    potential remains uncertain - however with adequate
    feeding, affection and maintenance reasonable yields
    should be achievable

  • This model spouse only comes with a serial partnership
    adapter - upgrading to a parallel model isn't possible
    without major firmware modifications

  • This model spouse also has limited operational ability in
    dance and jogging modes.

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